Bed Bath and Beyond filed bankruptcy today after reporting that banks have determined they are in default and have cut off all credit. A bank insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, claimed Bed Bath and Beyond attempted to use an expired 20% Off coupon on their outstanding bank debt.

US GDP grew at a solid 2.9% last quarter surprising analysts and pessimists alike who expected a recession. Fortunately, everyone is still predicting doom and gloom for the foreseeable future given the identical reasons Q4 was supposed to be bad.

Germany has agreed to allow the deadly Leopard 2 battle tank to make its debut against Russia in Ukraine. Russia immediately invited the new German tanks to a live fire demonstration at Stalingrad [now Volgograd}. The Germans declined the invitation and will stick to Europe this time.

Google prepares to defend itself against the second antitrust lawsuit filed in the US for its monopolistic use of online advertising. In an evidence filing for the prosecution, regulators google searched “reasons to sue google” and were sent with 54 million pages of results on why that was a bad idea.

Single bachelor Web developer, Anthony Rivera, created a dating AI, similar to Chat GPT, that he used on 35 matches to his tinder profile. The AI independently navigated the 35 matches and successfully converted one of the matches to an actual in person date. Given the stunt, Rivera promptly turned down the date for ethical reasons. The lucky lady, it turns out was also using an AI to respond to Tinder matches and the two AI’s plan to be married in the next 3 development cycles.