If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000

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Jan 30, 2023
9:35:42am

GRCoug All-American

If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000

income per cat with no limit on how many cats you could own, how many cats would you tolerate living in your house? For instance, if you had 100 cats living with you, you would be bringing in 1 million dollars per year off of cat income. You could have so many cats that you could retire, but then again, you'd be home with a ton of cats.

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If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000

GRCoug

1/30/23 9:35am

Have to live with them? I’d go with zero

4mack

1/30/23 9:36am

3

Penske Material

1/30/23 9:37am

Sounds like a great opportunity to stack them in a garage and pay my teenager to clean all that crap up

Indy Coug

1/30/23 9:37am

So you only get the money while the cats are alive, I’m guessing?

Martin Van Nostrand

1/30/23 9:38am

Yeah, I'd guess that they have to be alive to earn their income.

GRCoug

1/30/23 9:40am

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materialized

1/30/23 9:38am

300 square feet

thewaterboy

1/30/23 9:39am

as much as you can afford. More cats=bigger house.

GRCoug

1/30/23 9:39am

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materialized

1/30/23 9:41am

I'll tolerate a million cats. With a house the right size I wouldn't ever see em

TailgateU

1/30/23 11:55am

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materialized

1/30/23 9:42am

Can they be hairless?They’d be hideous but at least I wouldn’t have all the hair

EvoIXCOUG

1/30/23 9:38am

Oh my, at least 100, probably more.

MarylandFan

1/30/23 9:39am

I could hold a lot of cats in my deep freezer

niqmadu

1/30/23 9:40am

RE: If you had an opportunity to add cats to your household that earned $10,000

WJCougar

1/30/23 9:41am

Can they be outdoor cats who just eat and sleep in my garage?

ldssdl

1/30/23 9:41am

I already pay for 2 cats so gimme 8 more and I'm down

Bainge

1/30/23 9:41am

I have a sister that rescued 8 stray cats. Most have died now and, fortunately,

Hoopster

1/30/23 9:42am

Zero

donnerstag

1/30/23 9:42am

Honestly...zero. I'd go with zero cats.

Roko's Basilisk

1/30/23 9:42am

$10K /year? 3-5. Assuming I can treat them like any other pet

NacoCoug

1/30/23 9:43am

Zero, wife is deathly allergic

JOPE

1/30/23 9:45am

Wife not hot or what?

coug16

1/30/23 9:47am

With 100 cats, you could afford a new wife

Gigo

1/30/23 11:22am

Zero. HCBW is deathly allergic.

Snipe

1/30/23 9:45am

Are you and JOPE brother husbands?

ochobeeguy

1/30/23 9:59am

We have 2 and thats about all I can stand. I'm a dog guy.

AltTabbins

1/30/23 9:49am

I'll take 1,000 cats. Heck, maybe 2,000 cats.

Eddie

1/30/23 9:49am

100 cats. Buy 10K square foot house. Half for me and half for the cats. Hire a caretaker for the cats.

1/30/23 9:50am

Well after year 1 you’d presumably make enough that you could build a cat

UNLVcougar

1/30/23 9:50am

I would live in absolute feline squalor for a year and set myself up.

EEcougar

1/30/23 9:51am

As many as it takes to buy 20 acres and their own building and hire people to

SoCalCoug

1/30/23 9:53am

Wait, that's $10,000 per year, not per month? Deal's off.

SoCalCoug

1/30/23 9:58am

I'd get 100 more then.

ochobeeguy

1/30/23 9:58am

In this hypothetical world can I build a cat barn with the money?

Tricky

1/30/23 9:59am

Do they have to be treated humanely?

Skeptical Optimist

1/30/23 10:03am

3 or 4 if I had zero other animals

DataMouth

1/30/23 10:25am

Well done, this is a great question

1/30/23 10:34am

A bunch 15-20 maybe more. My whole perspective on them changes if

CougaRR4L

1/30/23 11:42am

This is why it pays to have two homes.

Veracruz

1/30/23 12:11pm

Too many ways around. $10,000/per cat for how long? If it doesn't matter

hardcorecoug

1/30/23 1:07pm

That is some serious income, cat ranching here I come.

TriForce

1/30/23 2:53pm

RE: That is some serious income, cat ranching here I come.

TailgateU

1/30/23 4:26pm

Man I laughed way too hard at this. Well done.

1/30/23 9:02pm

Genuinely one of my favorite CB posts. Keep returning to it and laughing.

Socrates Johnson

1/30/23 9:07pm

Only if they are good mousers

davidsonlaw

1/31/23 12:49am

Is the money paid upfront?

Updating...

1/31/23 5:17am

Accrued over the life of the cat on a straight line basis. Minus costs for the

UNLVcougar

1/31/23 9:43am

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