A thousand dollar mountain bike is not a very good bike.

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May 25, 2023
4:31:33pm

Fatalplacebo All-American

A thousand dollar mountain bike is not a very good bike.

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Fatalplacebo

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Last login: Apr 24, 2024
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Lest anyone remains on this website that doesn't think I'm an idiot, I just bought a mountain bike and when I asked the

shimmy In play, run(s)

5/25/23 12:50pm

Cyclists are the worst.

benny1982

5/25/23 12:53pm

RE: Cyclists are the worst.

slappy

5/25/23 12:55pm

Your mom doesn’t think so

The Pope

5/25/23 12:56pm

boardname checks out.

HarlemCoug

5/25/23 1:04pm

Babylon Bee disagrees

libertycoug

5/25/23 7:38pm

Why would anyone just throw a thousand dollar bike on the ground?

ochobeeguy

5/25/23 12:57pm

You wouldn’t. You would lean it up against something much sturdier than a

ChiCityCoug

5/25/23 12:59pm

So an old, used bike with lots of wear and tear? Lots of people

DiamondMo

5/25/23 1:48pm

A thousand dollar mountain bike is not a very good bike.

5/25/23 4:31pm

I generally throw my MTB on the ground multiple times during a ride

5/26/23 4:32pm

Did you ask for extra reflectors?

Kauai

5/25/23 1:00pm

Or maybe a clip and a playing card for his spokes.

ChiCityCoug

5/25/23 1:01pm

Very few retail establishments have more condescending sales people than

StarMan

5/25/23 1:00pm

Just dropped $800 for a mountain bike for my son, and the sales guy at the bike

Skeptical Optimist

5/25/23 1:06pm

Why don't you love your son?

BYUheaven

5/25/23 1:23pm

He was right btw, should have bought something used

FiveTen-BuckEighty

5/25/23 2:28pm

Its a specialty white sport thing. Bikes, surfboards, skis. Just too cool

chismoso

5/25/23 1:37pm

Ski shops too.

Ojiisan

5/25/23 2:07pm

You should try Gallenson’s Guns and Ammo. They’ll make you feel much better

DiamondMo

5/25/23 2:15pm

User notes updated

5/25/23 1:06pm

Cyclists are such betas

5/25/23 1:15pm

RE: Cyclists are such betas

The Pope

5/25/23 2:04pm

Kickstands are a safety risk on a bike that is built for jumps.

triumph

5/25/23 1:27pm

Despite the obscene price, I was informed like skeptical optimist above that my bike was, in fact, a piece of crap.

shimmy

5/25/23 1:32pm

I made the midlife trip to a bike shop and saw a bike I I liked and the

notaboy

5/25/23 2:50pm

You bought a bike to ride to church?

5/25/23 3:22pm

It's like 5 minutes at 8:30 in the shade.

shimmy

5/25/23 3:41pm

May I suggest buying one of these?

5/25/23 5:06pm

Apology accepted. Kickstands are for bikes that

Mtbcoug

5/25/23 1:37pm

NGL, that sounds like this bike's eventual destiny.

shimmy

5/25/23 1:45pm

I'm sure you requested to keep the dork discs when they asked to remove them.

panacablue

5/25/23 1:48pm

Mt bikers actually give people a little break, road bikers can really be elite

RC Vikings

5/25/23 2:05pm

My bike is so nice that when I am done riding I just pick it up and chuck it

Ojiisan

5/25/23 3:17pm

This made me lol. Very nice.

NumbersGuy

5/25/23 4:24pm

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