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May 26, 2023
11:58:22am

KingDave The Movie Guy

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KingDave

Previous username: (Private)
Bio page: KingDave
Joined: Oct 12, 2009
Last login: Sep 17, 2024
Total posts: 70,740 (21,270 FO)

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My wife just sent a mouse to its maker with extreme prejudice. (warning - graphic description)

slappy All-American

5/26/23 11:51am

Cougarbib once called me a serial killer for killing a mouse

cheezedawg

5/26/23 11:55am

I mean, it was cougarbib. He probably thought you actually killed Mickey Mouse

Turnpike Lane

5/26/23 12:13pm

I need to see evidence of that. I killed one just 2 days ago. My story is more

Cougarbib

5/26/23 12:18pm

Here is the thread. You didn’t actually use the words “serial killer”

cheezedawg

5/26/23 12:45pm

The word torture is a trigger for me. See my post below.

Cougarbib

5/26/23 1:02pm

Tell that to my cat.

cheezedawg

5/26/23 1:41pm

Cats will be cats!

Cougarbib

5/26/23 2:55pm

Mashed one with a sledge the other day. It was eating the horses' grain. Was.

Wyomingite

5/26/23 11:55am

I love gross dead animal day on CB!

Kilgore Trout

5/26/23 11:55am

Are you the guy that puts out the get well soon balloons?

slappy

5/26/23 12:00pm

RE: Are you the guy that puts out the get well soon balloons?

Kilgore Trout

5/26/23 12:21pm

Here’s a template for your chalk outline

KingDave

5/26/23 11:58am

Ted Lasso RN:

RealSimsShadY

5/26/23 12:01pm

Some on here are like...

FT487

5/26/23 12:39pm

Compromised to a permanent end

YIsForBrigham

5/26/23 12:01pm

I just told my FIL that I'm bringing mouse traps on the houseboat at Lake Powell this summer. Last year I had one run

Pete

5/26/23 12:10pm

Any recommendations for a mouse trap?

Pete

5/26/23 12:15pm

Yeah baby. I just bought all kinds of Artillery. AMAZON is your friend. C below.

Cougarbib

5/26/23 12:34pm

RE: Yeah baby. I just bought all kinds of Artillery. AMAZON is your friend. C

JAGA97

5/26/23 12:43pm

Pull the ramp in at night.

JAGA97

5/26/23 12:23pm

And put Frisbees on the lines securing the boat in place. They run across those as well.

specsauce

5/26/23 1:14pm

We use paper plates.

JAGA97

5/26/23 1:21pm

How does that work? Can’t the mouse just sprint right over the plate or frisbee?

Cougarbib

5/26/23 1:23pm

Cut hole in plate and slide it on the rope. Plastic actually works best since

JAGA97

5/26/23 1:39pm

Does plate twist when mouse goes on it and mouse ends up in the water?

Cougarbib

5/26/23 2:57pm

we had mice on our houseboat last summer too.

CariocaCoug

5/26/23 2:09pm

Had to shoot some Coons two nights ago. Left them on front porch for hcbw/kids.

MightyFreakingCougar

5/26/23 12:12pm

Too recent for me to make any Chad Daybell jokes!

Cougarbib

5/26/23 12:35pm

Our barn cat is catching 1 a night for the last 2 weeks. She has a habit of

JAGA97

5/26/23 12:18pm

On the mish we used to squirt them with our rubbing alcohol bottles and light them or the trail on fire. They move

RoaroftheCougartails

5/26/23 12:33pm

OK. I am going to call serial killer on this one. They are pests. Pest control

Cougarbib

5/26/23 12:36pm

groups of 19 yearly boys living with no adult supervision can be a cause of bad decision making. 🤷‍♂️

RoaroftheCougartails

5/26/23 12:43pm

My brother was a bit sadistic about animals - especially cats. It was troubling.

Cougarbib

5/26/23 1:00pm

thats gross.

RoaroftheCougartails

5/26/23 1:30pm

I told him I was surprised to find out it wasn’t him when Unabomber was

Cougarbib

5/26/23 2:58pm

I shot a squirrel in the hip with a pellet gun this morning. Although I was

BYUFBDAD

5/26/23 1:14pm

Soak an old rag in bleach, insert under door, and pull back and forth. Easier

TailgateU

5/26/23 4:02pm

Then replace bleach damaged flooring.

BYUFBDAD

5/26/23 4:06pm

In a kitchen?

TailgateU

5/26/23 11:02pm

Shot one off the shower curtain rod from 8 feet with a BB gun at 2 am, as my

geddylee

5/26/23 7:08pm

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