People here don't like to admit, but those two Rose Bowl visits are showing the whole world: you are too good for the Big 12. You will come in and dominate our conference right away. There is no challenge. It's not even going to be fun.

Life is about challenges. Life is about association. Life is about higher aspiration.

Look at yourself in the mirror. Why would you, a top-105 ranked elite liberal university want to come to the Truck Stop conference? You have a medical school! You have an Olympic stadium! You have trees on your campus! You have the Salt Lake beach! You can grow beard! You are free to swear on campus!!!

You should associate yourself with schools curing cancer and saving the world. The schools here only care about BBQ recipes and Bible passages. It really just doesn't fit you.

Pac 12 is the home of inspiration, innovation and stories! It's where the Google founders, Tiger Woods, JFK and Elizabeth Holmes went. It's a place where you belong!