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Jun 2, 2023
5:51:21pm

relic All-American

The Best routine that USED to work.. I'd get out of car.. holding hands high..

kneel down and beg... "please don't tell me I was speeding!" please please please... USED to work ... it worked for me maybe 7 or 8 times... UNTIL 1999.... then the officer drew down on me and (pointing his gun at me) ordered me to get back in my truck... I don't try it any more....

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relic

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Buffalo

6/2/23 4:56pm

The truth or silence.

panacablue

6/2/23 4:57pm

"Is this because of the bodies in the trunk?"

TANK

6/2/23 4:57pm

“Am I being detained? Am I free to go?”

Skeptical Optimist

6/2/23 4:58pm

The most effective answers usually don't use words but involve lots of cleavage.

garyfan

6/2/23 5:02pm

The Best routine that USED to work.. I'd get out of car.. holding hands high..

relic

6/2/23 5:51pm

RE: The most effective answers usually don't use words but involve lots of

ebv

6/2/23 7:07pm

"Was it because of the updog?"

6/2/23 5:02pm

“I don’t, officer.”

KingDave

6/2/23 5:02pm

Why don't you lean in close, so I can look deep into your eyes in order to read your mind sir

CLCougar

6/2/23 5:03pm

"You were bored and thought I looked like a cool dude, so wanted to meet me?"

BYUtka

6/2/23 5:04pm

No. Anything else is an admission of guilt.

BYUFBDAD

6/2/23 5:05pm

Because it's gay pride month and you've had a lonely night?

Belboz

6/2/23 5:06pm

“The sovereign citizen you pulled over is at least mildly curious.”

DomCasual

6/2/23 5:07pm

say nothing

BYULAWGUY

6/2/23 5:07pm

RE: say nothing

6/2/23 5:09pm

"Cause you could smell it!"

BlueRhino

6/2/23 5:12pm

No

6/2/23 5:13pm

Nope. Say it with a smile.

LargeTalons

6/2/23 5:15pm

"Is that Acqua di Gio? That is my favorite"

RSL

6/2/23 5:15pm

Whatever you do don't admit to anything illegal

6/2/23 5:39pm

I usually offer them a few reasons…..

6/2/23 5:55pm

I don’t know if this is usually true, but it sometimes is. A couple of years back I was headed to the beach where a

6/2/23 6:41pm

For the only “warning” I have ever received, I said,

Endocoug

6/2/23 6:59pm

Because I am a Republican

BYU Grounds

6/4/23 3:55am

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