"Ah, University of Utah football fans—where delusion meets the Wasatch Front. These are the folks who act like their team is a perennial powerhouse, conveniently ignoring that their biggest claim to fame is “not being BYU.” They’ll boast about their two Pac-12 championships as if they’re national titles, all while pretending the rest of the college football world is quaking in fear of the Utes.

Online, they’re a special breed. A few vocal fans have managed to turn the entire Big 12 against them with their incessant trash talk and arrogance. It’s impressive, really, how a handful of keyboard warriors can give an entire fanbase a bad name.

And let’s not forget their obsession with the Holy War rivalry against BYU. They’ll claim it’s not a rivalry, all while dedicating entire forums to mocking the Cougars. It’s like watching someone insist they’re over their ex, yet they can’t stop stalking their social media.

In the stands, they love to play the victim card, acting like the underdog despite being in a Power Five conference. They’ll complain about not getting respect, all while disrespecting every other team they face. It’s a masterclass in cognitive dissonance.

So here’s to you, Utah fans: may your delusions of grandeur keep you warm during those long, trophy-less winters."