I have been to a BYU game exactly once since 1980. That's what happens when you are living in Minnesota, Georgia, and Florida for a heck of a long time. (I'm sick of Gophers, Bulldogs, and Gators.) Most of those years I couldn't even see the games on TV unless the local ward had it on satellite.

And now, even though I am in Utah I still can't see the games because I have degenerative disc disease, making it too painful to sit in the bleachers. But at least I will be able to see the games on TV this year.

So, here I sit, staring at the boob tube, waiting in limbo until Harvey, Max, O'Neal, Jan, Dennis, Andrew, Michael, Luke, and Austin make my dreams come true.

Crap...only 42 seconds passed while I wrote this post. Kickoff is still so far away.