At least this year I do. I have my in-laws down and I'm so exhausted with them...

I'm tired of having to hear of my MIL's bowel movements and sudden gas problems. I'm tired of having to hear of her pubic hair that she says would make big foot jealous. I'm tired of my MIL yewting and moaning about every movie we watch and how violent it is, when she doesn't need to watch it in the first place. I'm tired of her saying how beautiful our table is, she seriously has said it about 75 times this morning. I'm tired of my MIL wanting to wash my garments and then folding them... thus putting her hands in areas of the garment, while folding them, that will cause me to burn them immediately. And then I'm tired of my MIL needing to smoke every hour and then telling me what is healthy and what is not and how she is so focused on good health these days.

I'm tired of my Step-FIL trying to separate me from my wife so she can go hang out with her mom, when that is all that my wife has done is hang out with my mom and I have virtually had no time with my wife. I'm tired of him talking in the middle of a movie like he has ADHD. I'm tired of him telling me when I need to come and have lunch. I'm tired of him saying he is going to help me put something together and then I don't see him... scratch that, I actually don't mind that cause it is the only ME time I have had.

I really just want to go back to work... get away from my In laws.