Girl next to me kept complaining of having to use the bathroom. Teacher repeatedly said NO! Girl finally put her head down on the desk and started crying. I soon got the aroma of a freshly baked LOAF! The teacher finally came over and asked what was wrong to the girl. The girl stood up and pointed down to her chair to where there was a large ropey loaf laying on it. She had a dress on. Don't know how she got it through the underwear, but just know there was a steaming deuce sitting next to me. She then told the girl she could go to the restroom. Uh, little late for that I think!