Yes, the Honor Code precludes most facial hair for BYU students. We take our lumps for it and it is one of those things I have to laugh along with.

But conversely, at the U, apparently you are not "cool" unless you do grow out some facial hair. Take Jordan Wynn--what was that hideous fuzz growing on your upper lip last year? If that's all you got, please stop trying and shave. You are embarrassing yourself. Wait for your maturation to finish and try again when you are a Junior or Senior. Man, do you sing in the Vienna Boys Choir as well?

Seriously, do all yewts have to have facial hair? Is there not some mechanism to convince certain students--such as freshmen and co-eds--to just shave?

If you are going to mock BYU for being clean shaven, you have to mock the U for the sheep-like mentality of their students to grow out whatever strands of garbage their face is capable of growing.