Oh wait it was a joke. Anyhooo, if any UCF fan does read and takes it seriously I hope they read this:

Sorry UCF, the imbreeding you've heard about, just made itself visible on our message board and i'm really sorry. PROVO, is one of the worst towns I've ever visited. Unless you're LDS and a college student, it's pretty lame. BYU does have a beautiful campus and the hiking a few miles outside of Provo (Provo and AF Canyon) is pretty much amazing, too. My recommendation to any non-lds tourist: Stay in SLC and understand why we hate Utah fans so much. Enjoy a great, clean, and enjoyable city. If you're really daring, check out the LDS church visitors center. Go to Provo ONLY for the game. Our fans are pretty lame (except for the student section), and about half try not to stand even once during the game.