The Trifecta of Suckiness - offensive, poorly written, and the spawn of Twilight

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Nov 30, 2012
1:14:02pm

Ashtrash

The Trifecta of Suckiness - offensive, poorly written, and the spawn of Twilight

How anyone can read that garbage is beyond me.

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Ashtrash

Bio page: Ashtrash
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Last login: Apr 22, 2024
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POLL: If you found a copy of "50 Shades of Grey" in your house, you would...

11/30/12 1:04pm

Be impressed.

Ashtrash

11/30/12 1:06pm

lose respect for whoever bought that garbage.

JohnnyD

11/30/12 1:12pm

The Trifecta of Suckiness - offensive, poorly written, and the spawn of Twilight

Ashtrash

11/30/12 1:14pm

Don't blame Twilight for that pornography.

spoxjox

11/30/12 1:17pm

It literally began as Twilight "fan fiction"

Ashtrash

11/30/12 1:19pm

Bull crap. Unless you want to say that Parker and Stone's drek is the spawn of

spoxjox

11/30/12 1:21pm

It's true, actually. The author of 50SoG originally wrote it with the characters

byujacob

11/30/12 1:26pm

I understand that. But that doesn't make the porn "Twilight"'s spawn.

spoxjox

11/30/12 1:27pm

Sure it does. Spawn = offspring.

byujacob

11/30/12 1:30pm

Then the "Book of Mormon" Broadway play was spawned by the Book of Mormon?

spoxjox

11/30/12 2:56pm

Spawn as in influenced by and exists because of - SURELY the answer is YES

BYU-Texas

11/30/12 7:11pm

That's not what "spawn" means, any more than you're the spawn of Haun's Mill.

spoxjox

11/30/12 7:34pm

Would you prefer love-child?

BYU-Texas

11/30/12 7:36pm

No. Same thing. Fan-fic is not a "child", bastard or otherwise, of the original.

spoxjox

11/30/12 7:42pm

Why do you assume those of us who call 50 the spawn of Twilight

byujacob

12/1/12 12:30am

I don't assume your meaning. I read your words.

spoxjox

12/1/12 7:55am

Btw, the analogies are hilarious.

spoxjox

11/30/12 1:34pm

Is twilight considered Mormon Theology?

WhiteKnight

11/30/12 1:29pm

So 50 Shades of Gray isn't spawned from Twilight, but Twighlight IS spawned

Illegal Jimmergrant

11/30/12 1:33pm

Dude-It was LITERALLY about Bella & Edward. It was INTENDED to be about

Ashtrash

11/30/12 1:50pm

So if I write a porn novel about Nephi, does that make it the spawn of the Book

spoxjox

11/30/12 1:56pm

You must be a SERIOUS Twilight fan.

11/30/12 2:37pm

"Oh, no! Someone thinks I'm a Twilight fan!" Moron.

spoxjox

11/30/12 2:56pm

feel bad because clearly I'm lacking.

Mayor of Cougartown

11/30/12 1:23pm

My mom works at a bookstore. Whenever someone asks for it, she just shivers

Illegal Jimmergrant

11/30/12 1:29pm

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