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Apr 24, 2024
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Malathion
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Your wife probably needs glasses.
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Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk Cousins' wife. My wife turns to me and says...
Brisket
Contributor
Apr 24, 12:11pm
RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk
garyfan
Apr 24, 12:14pm
Tell her no but you’d kill to be married to Pat Mahomes’ wife
boorad
Apr 24, 12:14pm
This made me laugh out loud.
Alan Schaefer
Apr 24, 1:39pm
This is almost as bad as her dreaming that you cheated and demanding answers
vagabonder
Apr 24, 12:15pm
I suggest that you go with...
Eddie
Apr 24, 12:15pm
Telling her this guarantees there are no more posterity.
WVU_Prof
Apr 24, 1:08pm
Sounds like you’d appreciate a butter face.
Q-grr
Apr 24, 6:39pm
She was the worst part of the show. I never got to Episode 2 because of her.
TCuz
Apr 24, 12:17pm
*Patrick Mahomes' wife
JuicyJam
Apr 24, 1:28pm
"Well, I haven't seen Kirk's wife try to trap him with mind games... so..."
ryebrye
Apr 24, 12:18pm
TNT would be doomed here. He can't think four moves ahead
TNT
Apr 24, 12:18pm
"You're just as pretty as [her]. You just need a nose job." - Cosmo
2ndTrombone
Apr 24, 12:20pm
Speaking of
TNT
Apr 24, 12:22pm
RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk
whoneedscorners?
Apr 24, 12:21pm
This is what you say
cougarblue
Apr 24, 12:22pm
Woah. Heavy
TNT
Apr 24, 12:29pm
Shots fired at cb’s wife’s weight!!!!
mulletino
Apr 24, 1:10pm
Why would you lie?
Baron
Apr 24, 12:38pm
Great idea! Make her feel like her feel like she's totally justified in having
Vincent's Picks
Apr 24, 1:18pm
RE: This is what you say
NorthernLight
Apr 25, 4:23pm
RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk
dut99002
Apr 24, 12:22pm
Sound like you’ve been married about 2 years max
IGlowInTheDark
Apr 24, 12:23pm
Women: “Would you love me if I was a worm?”
Ron Mexico
Apr 24, 12:25pm
Are you saying you actually AREN'T a worm?
Eddie
Apr 24, 12:37pm
Well, at least then you’d go with me fishing!
Cougarclaw
Apr 24, 12:59pm
Close! "At least then you could help me test that 'Other-Fish-In-The-Sea'
PGVikingDad
Apr 24, 3:24pm
She’s going to ask to swing
conflictedcoug
Apr 24, 12:32pm
With the Cousins?
2ndTrombone
Apr 24, 12:36pm
No, the neighbor Stan
conflictedcoug
Apr 24, 12:38pm
Probably Stan's wife.
Malathion
Apr 24, 12:47pm
with somebody's cousins ... hopefully not hers?
Digital Gangsta
Apr 24, 1:25pm
Bwhahahahah! If they live in SS or EM it could be a legitimate concern.
Alan Schaefer
Apr 24, 1:19pm
I didn’t realize the community moved out of Draper.
RealComfortableJeans
Apr 24, 4:09pm
The stories I have heard are crazy.
Alan Schaefer
Apr 25, 1:57pm
"I'm sorry ... did you say something?" while staring directly at the tv.
TheSpiker
Apr 24, 12:34pm
*Wife leaves Church* “Yeah, now I’d definitely prefer Mrs Cousins”
Odysseus
Apr 24, 12:37pm
I would say of course. I DMed her last week but nothing. Any luck with Ryan Reynolds? If not I guess we are stuck
Baron
Apr 24, 12:38pm
I’ve been trying to think of something less romantic than saying, “I love you
garyfan
Apr 24, 12:39pm
whenever I get these stupid nonsensical hypothetical wife questions, i always answer
dryflyelk
Apr 24, 12:43pm
RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk
Blue Panda
Apr 24, 12:47pm
Normally my wife wouldn't watch sports documentaries with me but she liked Quarterback too, mainly because of the wives
SaturdaySpecialDay
Apr 24, 12:49pm
Your wife probably needs glasses.
Malathion
Apr 24, 12:51pm
yes dear, she is prettier than you but you're my one and only.
qwerew
Apr 24, 12:53pm
Possible response: “Is she objectively pretty? Yes. Am I attracted to her? No…
Traveshamockery
Apr 24, 1:02pm
This guys.
Socrates Johnson
Apr 24, 7:35pm
RE: This guys.
Eddie
Apr 24, 9:03pm
Look around with shifty eyes and ask,”Is this a trap”?
Cobra Venom
Apr 24, 1:04pm
Just sing her this song
BYULAWGUY
Apr 24, 1:05pm
Dang it!
Alan Schaefer
Apr 24, 1:20pm
It is still a great song, and you will get more clicks
BYULAWGUY
Apr 24, 1:25pm
I am so glad someone else knows that song.
BYULAWGUY
Apr 24, 1:30pm
Tell her, "I think I know what you're getting at"
Dryfire
Apr 24, 1:06pm
Here's your solution.
WVU_Prof
Apr 24, 1:07pm
BEST ADVICE I ever received in my life was from my SP prior to getting married
Alan Schaefer
Apr 24, 1:09pm
See my above post
BYULAWGUY
Apr 24, 1:17pm
That's crazy. My YM Pres gave me a little different advice. He said that guys
birds
Apr 25, 7:21am
Looks are the most important thing, at first. If you aren’t physically attracted
Alan Schaefer
Apr 25, 9:53am
I always respond “I don’t know how you want me to respond to this.”
TexanY
Apr 24, 1:15pm
“I don’t know, does she ask baited questions that are impossible to answer
cougaman
Apr 24, 1:29pm
Does this dress make me look fat?
cougarchill
Apr 24, 1:29pm
If the bomb is going to go off either way, just respond with “of course! I bet I could convert her too!”
KingDave
Apr 24, 1:30pm
Based on the fact she asked that question, my answer would be “Yeah. Probably.”
YIsForBrigham
Apr 24, 1:46pm
You just have to hope Jaren Hall or Tanner McKee don’t go on the show or you
DieHarder
Apr 24, 1:55pm
This is not hard gentlemen.
Socrates Johnson
Apr 24, 3:00pm
Please tell me this isn't a real scenario.
PGVikingDad
Apr 24, 3:26pm
RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk Cousins' wife. My wife turns to me and says...
BYU Grounds
Apr 24, 3:37pm
"That really depends on whether she asks stupid questions to mask insecurity"
notaboy
Apr 24, 4:30pm
"Are you flirting with me? You're perfect for me! And I can prove it..." 😉
libertycoug
Apr 25, 1:35pm
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