From the last few days:

1. "We are going 3-9 this year."

2. "Well, it's my first time having season tickets so obviously it will be the worst
season in decades."

3. Tight end: "we have essentially 0 returning production..."

4. Austin Leausa transfer in: "Well, if he gets run over in the Big 12..."

5. "My Crystal Ball: New OC next off season. Disappointing ‘26 and ‘27 seasons.
Sitake gone."