player wants to transfer to USU even though we play them next year? sure, no worries, kid. danny berger had heart trouble a few days before a game, sure, we'll move the game back for you. you'd really like a home and home in football even though your program doesn't deserve a H-H with anyone? sure thing, barnes. lets do it.

Sure BYU fans are jerks to USU, but the AD's office at BYU has been nothing but gracious.