I broke my humerus when I was 11. Tried to block a full grown man and he leveled me. My parents never let me play again.

Nov 20, 2017
7:29:34am

Slim All-American

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What's the worst Turkey Bowl injury you've experienced / seen?

Ulysses14

11/20/17 7:26am

I broke my humerus when I was 11. Tried to block a full grown man and he leveled me. My parents never let me play again.

Slim

11/20/17 7:29am

I damaged myself badly when I was 11 as well. Probably tore something in my knee

Flippy

11/20/17 7:35am

On my mission a sister missionary tackled an Elder...and broke his collarbone

1manwolfpack

11/20/17 7:32am

In New Mexico mission?

dadofkhec

11/20/17 8:07am

Los Angeles

1manwolfpack

11/20/17 11:26am

Last year a guy in my ward tore his patella ligament on the final play

silent_t

11/20/17 7:33am

Every horrible injury happens on the final play. That's because after it happens

supertux

11/20/17 7:41am

Haha, very true. This time it was an extra point on the final score.

silent_t

11/20/17 7:42am

I jammed my leg walking off the field after the game was over. Limped for almost 9 months.

Supercoug

11/20/17 7:35am

Groin tear. Purple and red all up and down my thigh. The funny thing was that it

Hambone

11/20/17 7:43am

Tripped and fell into fence and split forehead open

cypresstx

11/20/17 8:03am

In two consecutive years, friends snapped Achilles tendons.

Hawk in the 303

11/20/17 8:09am

I'm starting to think I shouldn't play in the turkey bowl this Thursday...

powerbait

11/21/17 12:23pm

Im still not 100% how he did it, but I knew a guy who ruptured a testacle.

BE-WHY-YOU

11/20/17 8:17am

Was he showing people?

Mister P

11/20/17 9:08am

A couple people saw it at the hospital. I don’t think he was showing it off.

BE-WHY-YOU

11/20/17 9:16am

Broke a guy's foot after I accidentally cleated him on the last play

TPcoug

11/20/17 8:22am

Dude ran full speed into a telephone pole that was covered in nails and staples

Game Changer

11/20/17 8:23am

Tore my ACL in my mission turkey bowl. I’d torn it before my mission as well.

SpecialKC

11/20/17 8:49am

Wow you’re a hero.

TCuz

11/20/17 10:21am

I pulled a hammy diving for the winning TD catch. No regrets.

Mister P

11/20/17 9:25am

Separated my shoulder. The next morning was married; in a sling, reaching over

TeeKaa

11/20/17 10:53am

Broken ribs as I was tackled on a sprinkler head in the football field.

thaws

11/20/17 11:31am

Compound tibia fracture sticking out on Raintree field,playing Shoemaker

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