12 wins - I want the playoffs. I want all our opponents to win the maximum number of games possible (as much as possible) while losing to us only.

I want the yewts to win zero games. And lose big most of the time.

I'll allow them to lose to Idaho State by 1 in a crushing miracle come from behind win by the Bengals. Bengals down by 40 heading into the 4th qtr. And the Bengals pull it out. Not on a fluke play, but simply the Begals completely overpower and dominate them. That would be a fun game. A perfect ending to the game and a perfect beginning to the yewt season of inept misery.