I get frustrated to no end when the teams are so much mismatched in height, speed and talent. I swear every player on the other team is a good 2-3 inches taller and faster.

So you get the predictable touchdown every other play and a score of about 60 to 0. And then you have the coaches for the other team, including a 5 foot something 300 pound guy who is channeling his past competitive sports days by coaching youth flag football. Oh, and a defensive coach who huddles his team up after every play and draws up a defense on a whiteboard. For every stinking play. As if it mattered because our team hasn't made it past the line of scrimmage on any play yet.

Okay rant over.