http://www.wepsite.de/The%20Day%20Nothing%20Happened.htm

"June 4th, 1973 was much like any other summer’s day in Peterborough and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when - nothing happened! Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down, but one glance confirmed his suspicions: behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag – nothing, not a sausage! For Ralph Mellish this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would - had he been not uninvolved - surely have led him to no other place than the Central Criminal Court of the Old Bailey. But it was not to be!"

With apologies to Monty Python:
Bronco, Kyle, Tom, and Chris were at work over a week after the end of the season when - nothing happened. No fired coach. No hired coach. No anti-Mormon comments. No secret conversations shared via twitter. Nothing. This was not be the start of a huge trail of events where every BYU coaching rumor over the past 5 years could come to fruition and, in no time at all, Andy Reid would NOT be coaching BYU with Kyle as the DC. It was not to be.