So I have this neighbor who is a Ute fan but at first seemed like a Decent guy. We've gotten to know each other better over the last couple of years at church, neighborhood functions, and little league sports teams. It seemed like he liked to talk to my wife more than me initially, which wasn't a big deal but then it seemed like he was getting a little flirty with her. I'm a little touchy on this area as its my second marriage. My wife said it was no big deal at first so I let it go.

Fast forward a couple years and this guy has started asking me all kinds of details about my past. I happened to play a little bit of pro soccer while I lived in the UK for Newcastle United F.C. and I mentioned it to him one day when he was asking me all these questions. The next day he's calling my wife accusing me of lying. Come to find out he's telling other neighbors too. He told them that he looked up New Castle and didn't find me. Well of course he didn't, I played for Newcastle United and I tried to explain the difference to him but he just keeps telling everyone that I am a liar.

Now he's texting my wife, telling her that I'm not good enough for him cause I'm a liar, then he starts talking about how good he was in high school and about the Utes being in the P12. Who does this? I'm gonna pop the guy right in the mouth. I'm pretty ticked.