Every team I root for (with one exception) hasn't won a championship since I've been alive (January 1988).
- The Bengals (went in 1988, but lost to your stupid 49ers. Stupid Joe Montana)
- The Reds (won in 1990, but I wasn't old enough to remember)
- BYU football
- BYU basketball
- Utah Jazz (I remember watching them in a championship game, but they lost. Stupid Michael Jordan)