A priest, a rabbit, and a lawyer went to lunch together. The lawyer paid for

Jan 29, 2015
11:19:10am

Nikomedes

the other two's meals because he was really rich and nice, like all lawyers. Everyone in the restaurant was envious and wished that they too could practice law.

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Nikomedes

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I need a good lawyer joke. One that not too many people have heard before.

93 cougar

1/29/15 10:58am

how do you kill a lawyer?

v1k0u6

1/29/15 10:59am

So a lawyer dies and goes to heaven.

chago04

1/29/15 10:59am

There are only 2 lawyer jokes. The rest are all true.

mncougar

1/29/15 11:01am

I read an article recently that scientists are now using lawyers instead of rats

Hoosier Coug

1/29/15 11:01am

Hook jokes ftw!

Shimmy

1/29/15 11:06am

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rat?

Jeff Spicoli

1/29/15 11:01am

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Hoosier Coug

1/29/15 11:02am

Where there's a will...

bluebloodedcoug

1/29/15 11:03am

RE: Where there's a will...

El Joffrey

1/29/15 11:05am

What do you call 100 lawyers at the botton of the ocean??

Canusa

1/29/15 11:03am

A bit long, but good:

mncougar

1/29/15 11:07am

RE: I need a good lawyer joke. One that not too many people have heard before.

SPORTS

1/29/15 11:08am

Good lawyer jokes are funny until you need a good lawyer

RenoCoug

1/29/15 11:13am

What do you call a lawyer with a 50 IQ?

gilbertatty

1/29/15 11:17am

A priest, a rabbit, and a lawyer went to lunch together. The lawyer paid for

Nikomedes

1/29/15 11:19am

A client pays the bill for his estate plan when he picks it up from his

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