I've explained the 'Soft Jazz Coug' thing a number of times (it had nothing to do with me 'pretending to be a BYU fan' but involved raising $20k for a girl suffering for Leukemia). But, realizing that it continued to cause confusion, I changed 'coug' to Ute because it became the obsession of some posters, such as yourself.
So yes, I was and continue to be maladjusted, particularly when it comes to helping sick kids and posting on Cougarboard.