As the ultimate demographic of family men I think the majority of Cougarboard would agree with me. Think of the convenience of a fanny pack for vacations and what not. However there is that social stigma that ties fanny packs to a fashion faux paus. So we will shun this convenience for style and dignity.
As George Costanza once said, "I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable. " I agree Mr. Costanza. ...if only the fanny packs were fashionable.