have it if Kentucky beat Utah as a consolation, I suppose (she presumed I wanted Utah to win because I was Mormon, and I wasn't about to set her straight). Talk about extra incentive to cheer against a team I hated anyway.

And then the twit lost it! Potential MILLION BUCKS and she lost it! Oh well. I'd not be the well-rounded individual I am today if I was a millionaire at 18.