For April fools, how about a text to the wife saying:

Mar 31, 2015
2:21:47pm

Mister P

"I haven't told (wife's name) yet. She's going to be so excited!" When questioned, deny it until the end of the day and reveal it as a hoax.

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Mister P

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For April fools, how about a text to the wife saying:

Mister P

3/31/15 2:21pm

My wife would punch me.

PharmD

3/31/15 2:24pm

What a monumentally bad idea.

SPORTS

3/31/15 2:24pm

No. A monumentally bad idea would be a fake text to your mistress.

Mister P

3/31/15 2:25pm

Touche.

SPORTS

3/31/15 2:32pm

I think you spelled it wrong, and personally, I think Mister P is pretty cool

bluecheese

3/31/15 2:58pm

HCBW would retaliate. Wear something naughty to bed. Tell me

boogers

3/31/15 2:25pm

"I haven't told (wife's name) yet. But she and the kids will be fine without me"

AndyDwyer

3/31/15 2:27pm

See SPORTS post above.

Mister P

3/31/15 2:28pm

Here's a good one from a few years ago

Belboz

3/31/15 2:39pm

[boss' name], thanks for the offer to use the company beach house

boogers

3/31/15 2:40pm

Or "No, it will be fine. She won't even notice."

BYUtka

3/31/15 2:48pm

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