You're one of CB's resident Apple haters on the same level as many of the Apple fanboys. You've decided the features of any Apple product are "garbage" because you compare them to the best of the best features across the 37 or so various other devices that you own. But your criticisms are always valid because you once had a 4s for 2 weeks in 2012 or something.

That's why I laughed. Nothing specific. Just because your Apple posts usually make me laugh.