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May 27, 2015
11:44:41am
"I'll bring the dip, if you bring the Dostoevsky."
That's what Bronco will say to Anae to call the secret play when BYU is down by 6 with 20 seconds remaining and 4th and goal from the 9 yard line. Which is how we beat Nebraska in the first game of the year.

Then we blank Boise State after Bronco has this conversation at the pregame luncheon:
"Waiter: Your order sir?
Bronco: [indicates Anae's drink] I'll have one of those.
Waiter: One Istanbul Express.
Bronco: Yes. A double.
Waiter: [suprised] A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
Bronco: Okay. Make it a triple.
Bronco: [raising his glass of flaming drink] Boise State - vulture of the Western world. [takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]"

UCLA gets outplayed after Bronco and Anae have this interaction while driving to the game:
Bronco: [Bronco looks in his side-view mirror and sees a group of black cars quickly coming up behind them. He nudges Anae] Anae!
Anae: What is it?
Bronco: [points at his side-view mirror] You tell me.
Anae: The Brocknoviach!
[observes the group of cars are almost to the truck's bumper now]
Anae: We cannot outrun them in this old truck!
Bronco: You have a point there. But!
[presses a button on the console, which causes the truck bench seat to lower into a hidden compartment. The dashboard lights up with camera angles, display readouts, RPM and speedometer displays; a hidden vehicle under the truck chassis]
Anae: [looks around at the new surroundings] Incredible!
Bronco: [Bronco presses a few buttons on the console, and the Cougar car detaches itself from the antique truck chassis and races off]
Anae: Fantastic!"

We beat Michigan by three touchdowns after Bronco and Tom solidify the CB fanbase support with this interaction:
"Bronco: [Bronco and CB have just landed to meet Tom at the rendezvous] Hurry, Tom! They're almost on us!
Tom: [grabs life vests and hands one to Bronco] Here!
CB: [Bronco starts to put the vest on CB] Why did you come to get me? You could have left me at the villa!
Bronco: [wrenches the life vest straps as he puts it on CB to get her attention] Why did you pretend like you didn't want to come?
CB: I didn't want you to be killed! If I had asked you to help me, you might have gone off and done something stupid!
Tom: [sarcastically] Instead of the smart and sensible thing we're doing right now!
Bronco: But what about all that stuff about me being a... foolish dreamer who draws comic books, huh?
CB: Did I say that?
Bronco: Uh huh.
CB: [caresses Bronco's cheek] Cougarboard would say anything to save the man she loves.
Tom: [Bronco and CB begin to kiss, Tom whistles loudly, stopping them] Will you two come on?
Bronco: On the boat, CB!
[Tom, CB and Bronco board a boat dock, and take stairs down to a floating garage. Two curtains open and the Cougar boat rockets out]"

And that my folks is how we'll go 4-0.
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