Hour to eat because there are 200 of them. Makes me want to nibble them.
Brings up the questions.
Is it bad manners to throw the whole fry in your mouth?
Do you just cover them all in sauce and eat with a fork?
Why are they killing baby potatoes to make my fries?
Did some guy think "Hey, remember when we were kids and we pretended we were Giants and were eating trees when wet ate our broccoli? Let's do that with fries! I'm not sure what we will pretend we are eating but let's do it anyway. Oh, hey this was a dumb idea. Oh well, we already bought the equipment so let's just sell them anyway."