But seriously, you're facing an upHill battle. When Taysom gets the Mitch to throw, then you'll find out how much it Kurtz. Little Juergens is slippery as lotion and when you see Trey in the slot, you're going to want to Dye. (Except Dye might be suspended...but couldn't pass up the pun.)

Let's be frank. You simply don't have the Pierson El to hang with BYU today.

But good luck.