Hmm. and maybe I should change my name.
I got my name because I used to run on the beach in Oregon every day. Twice a year, these small jellyfish (I know, not squid, but still . . . ) would wash up and line the high-tide mark on the beach. Sometime I would hit one of those things and it would smear on the sand. Kind of like a skidmark, but made out of this sea creature. So in my family we termed it "squidmark".
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