Pac10: "Yo, Tom, just calling to see if ya'll are sticking to the no Sunday play thing?"
Tom: "Of course, what are you? Stupid?"
Pac10: "Nope, just checking since we'd much rather have you than your ugly step-brother up north. You know? The wart up on the hill in SLC?"
Tom: "Yep, I'm well aware of them. The delicate genius DR. Chris Hill will do whatever, whenever, and wherever to sign up, so you may have better luck with them."
Pac10: "Thanks Tom, chat with you later."
Tom: "Mmm-kay!"