(Yes, I chose the right category for this)
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So, a couple of businesses moved into our building and they brought a bunch of 20-somethings as employees. Ever since they moved in it is next to impossible to get a sit-down stall in the bathrooms, much to the frustration of many of us. I have often heard movies playing in the stalls, heard full-on phone conversations, but mostly it is just people camped on the throne for extended time frames (> 15 min). Often these occupants will get up with no TP action, wash their hands, then leave.
Do people honestly go into a bathroom stall to take an internet break?
We even put some signs in the stalls asking people to be considerate (with a humorous twist, of course), to which we received a lot of positive feedback, but the building management was not amused and took them down.
Moral of the story: Do not borrow your buddy's phone. You have no idea where it has been...
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