Man hires hitmen to kill his wife. She shows up alive at her own funeral.

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Feb 6, 2016
11:02:51am

benny1982 All-American

Man hires hitmen to kill his wife. She shows up alive at her own funeral.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/wife-crashes-her-own-funeral-horrifying-her-husband-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/

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Man hires hitmen to kill his wife. She shows up alive at her own funeral.

benny1982

2/6/16 11:02am

That's really poor customer service

TNT

2/6/16 11:05am

I bet their Yelp rating is awful.

Dillinger

2/6/16 11:18am

I hate it when that happens

Cougarclaw

2/6/16 11:08am

Also TNT was thinking that if this was the US

TNT

2/6/16 11:08am

Hitmen have been going down hill since the deaths of Vince and Vic Vega

84 Grad

2/6/16 11:08am

Good to know that some hitmen still have morals.

cougaman

2/6/16 11:09am

= they stole $7k for not carrying out agreement

run26

2/6/16 11:15am

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Cougazul

2/6/16 11:21am

Psssh work ethic of millenial hitmen amiright?

HermanoPuma

2/6/16 11:16am

I know. Hitmen used to have pride in their work. The whole business has just

IndependentGeorge

2/6/16 11:34am

Doesn't surprise me. He probably used a Groupon.

Bravescoug

2/6/16 11:26am

That's on him for not doing quality control.

IndependentGeorge

2/6/16 11:33am

"I think for this one, it is wrong marriage!"

Crowgar

2/6/16 11:37am

That's why I use bona fide union hitmen.

Born2Fish

2/6/16 2:00pm

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