between 1981 and 1982. Suddenly in 1982 all the newborns in the world became lazy, self-entitled brats -- and there was just nothing they could do about it! That's their generation! If only they'd been born a year earlier and could be in the coveted Generation X, whose babies suffered from none of those negative traits.

But thank goodness they weren't born between 1946-64, years in which only hippies and overly permissive parents were born.