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Aug 25, 2016
11:13:31pm

El Jefe Evil Genius

Mwahahaha!

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Originally posted on Aug 25, 2016 at 11:13:31pm

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El Jefe

Bio page: El Jefe
Joined: Sep 15, 2001
Last login: May 4, 2024
Total posts: 77,174 (25,735 FO)

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I'm at a loss. I don't know what to do. They're killing me, and I've lost contrl

8/25/16 9:51pm

Buy a refrigerator that beeps constantly until it's closed.

brazilcoug

8/25/16 9:51pm

or a refrigerator alarm

BlueBlood

8/25/16 9:52pm

Mine does this, it has saved us many times

JOPE

8/25/16 9:56pm

Yep. Me too.

brazilcoug

8/25/16 9:59pm

we have one of those for the fridge and freezer

byuguns55

8/25/16 9:56pm

guns...lots of guns

byuguns55

8/25/16 9:52pm

Get a padlock for the fridge. Access to the fridge is a privilege.

KingDave

8/25/16 9:52pm

I'm feeling it... tell me more.

8/25/16 9:53pm

When they want something from the fridge, they need to ask you for the key

KingDave

8/25/16 9:59pm

Yup. Otherwise they get room temperature items from the pantry.

mightybrick

8/26/16 12:04am

Your wife too?

P-townCoug

8/25/16 9:54pm

Well... she is a HCBW so maybe she's trying to cool it down a bit.

8/25/16 9:57pm

That's a good reason.

P-townCoug

8/25/16 10:08pm

Really? Who doesn't shut the refrigerator door, my 2 year old shuts the door

akmewg

8/25/16 9:57pm

We used to have a fridge in the garage where the freezer would pop open when you shut the fridge.

El Jefe

8/25/16 10:01pm

Freaking rich CB owners!

TheDeek

8/25/16 11:12pm

Mwahahaha!

El Jefe

8/25/16 11:13pm

Cue a Nickleback song to play on repeat whenever the door is open

SausageKing

8/25/16 10:06pm

"With doors wide open!"

MantiCoug

8/25/16 10:09pm

Not sure what to say about the HCBW. But for your kids, if you see it open ask

Northwest Cougar

8/25/16 10:07pm

. . . and give them an extra job to do each time they don't close it

squidmark

8/25/16 10:19pm

did you marry an animal?

Mayor of Cougartown

8/25/16 10:07pm

Well... she was a Cougarette.

8/25/16 10:37pm

was she born in a barn.. this is pretty basic civilized living stuff.

Mayor of Cougartown

8/26/16 10:43pm

You could also make them pay for the higher than average electric bill and

KingDave

8/25/16 10:08pm

Take the extra bill money out of your wife's monthly shopping allowance

ldssdl

8/25/16 10:19pm

Just empty it and leave it that way. You'll need to throw everything out anyway.

CrackerJack

8/25/16 10:12pm

Sorry for your pain but dang

TNT

8/25/16 10:12pm

Murder

Backcountry

8/25/16 10:18pm

TNT is pretty sure this is against board rules

TNT

8/25/16 10:21pm

You have my attention...

8/25/16 10:37pm

does your wife have a history of mental illness in her family?

mosterlow

8/25/16 10:19pm

Camera. Week long dish duty for anyone that leaves it open.

JAGA97

8/25/16 10:21pm

Get rid of the fridge.

spoxjox

8/25/16 10:36pm

I got nothin' cuz I have a handful of things I'm constantly telling my wife and

FierceArc

8/25/16 11:45pm

Take away something they like every time it happens (tv, phones, etc)

Thrill

8/26/16 12:58am

Raise the front so high that gravity will swing door shut automatically.

Megamind

8/26/16 6:53am

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