Quick, use the yogurt to write out "Chobani" (or whatever the brand is) on the floor beside you so when the police find

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Mar 30, 2017
7:02:40am

Martin Van Nostrand 3rd String

Quick, use the yogurt to write out "Chobani" (or whatever the brand is) on the floor beside you so when the police find

your body they will know who to look for and charge

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Martin Van Nostrand

Bio page: Martin Van Nostrand
Joined: Aug 25, 2016
Last login: May 4, 2024
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I'm eating a yogurt that's three weeks past it's expiration date. I know it's probably totally fine, but every bit of

SuperTank Hey Denty!

3/30/17 6:15am

Dude you'll probably be puking soon.

Cougarrr

3/30/17 6:16am

Your body won't let you die. It has a violent means of avoiding that

Big Daddy D

3/30/17 6:19am

RIP

3/30/17 6:50am

Quick, use the yogurt to write out "Chobani" (or whatever the brand is) on the floor beside you so when the police find

Martin Van Nostrand

3/30/17 7:02am

Hahaha, this is a really good idaafddfsssssssssssssssssssssssss

SuperTank

3/30/17 7:24am

This has to be TIC. No way you're that..oblivious.

JarJarBeeps

3/30/17 8:07am

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