http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=17919371
A great story about a beautiful daughter of Zion and how a young (scumbag of an awful single man) broke her precious widdle heart. Her parents tried really hard to make him feel accepted into their humble family, but to no avail.
Or something like that.
Plus Ferris is a math person, so have to give my man a mention.