Account open to the public, lots of posts about BYU sports and a few profile pics wearing cargo shorts. The profile had a phone # attached to it, so I decided to have some fun and called him.

I told him I was from Coug Connect and that if he didn't pay me $107 immediately I would thumbs down or eye roll every single post of his until the millennium. I think he was starting to catch on by the end of the phone call, so I made sure to get payment in Bitcoin so he couldn't reverse the charges.