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Longest shot... does anyone have contact at the American Consulate in Sao Paulo?

lilpenny

7:12am

The problem with being opposed to 1-and-done is that EVERY player could be and

macdizzle

7:10am

Yep, even our best players from last year (seemingly loyal) tested the portal

Saxa

7:13am

As better as the chocolate is in Europe, the toilet paper is worse by the same

UNLVcougar

7:01am

If you've got a bidet, the paper quality isn't as important.

Ted Lasso

7:03am

That's not chocolate!

DirtyWater

7:07am

My #1 complaint about Disneyland: sand paper toilet paper. Rash!

brazilcoug

7:08am

POLL: Super Summer continues! #3 Batman Begins vs #14 Darkman

jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

6:54am

I choose Dayman

Mike Honcho

6:55am

Batman Begins might win it all.

Hambone

7:02am

Strange illness. Two nights ago my daughter had a stomach ache, then puked and

Ted Lasso

6:49am

My 6 year old had the same thing. Lasted 4 days. I know other kids had the same.

Noni Fruit

6:52am

RE: Strange illness. Two nights ago my daughter had a stomach ache, then puked and

Mike Honcho

6:55am

Good news, she finally fell back asleep

Ted Lasso

7:10am

Lactose intolerant?

brazilcoug

7:12am

This is not how you build a long-term college program...

BYUFootballRocks1

6:00am

Luckily only a tiny fraction of all players have the talent to be one-and-done

MisterFundamentals

6:04am

The transfer portal also adds to those that are in a one and done type scenario

tarmstrong

6:43am

I want a really great family atmosphere but I only want one year of it.

WallaX2

6:09am

And I want to be developed...in just one year.

Corn Pop

6:22am

The coaches will be smart enough not to recruit a whole team of "one and dones"

JoMax

6:18am

No, but it is how you get to the NBA fastest and maximize your potential earning

gww687

6:31am

Roy Williams and Coach K would like a word…

Phred84044

6:33am

I'd the #1 player in the nation wants to play for you (he's not coming anyway) for one one year you take him.

zonacougar

6:35am

If you think about it…

Stopper6700

6:37am

If you are one of about a couple of programs who can regularly land a bunch of one and dones

Indy Coug

6:38am

Sadly, it is

macdizzle

6:41am

That's not how UConn just won back-to-back titles

Indy Coug

6:46am

their most dynamic player this season was a one-and-done Castle who indeed

cwilke1

6:51am

Their roster was the 68th most experienced D1 team this year — so Castle is the exception to their rule

Indy Coug

6:58am

68th most experienced doesn’t feel all that experienced

PHXSUNS31

7:01am

It's more than nearly 300 other teams. You've gotta scale for the massive D1 membership.

Indy Coug

7:03am

Ya I forget how many teams there are sometimes

PHXSUNS31

7:08am

The better question might be where they ranked among the P6

puntersarepeople

7:08am

Yep. Calipari sent a lot of 1 & done kids to the NBA but

RockyBalboa

7:02am

What KY is doing is exactly what needs to be done in NIL basketball.

EDthoracotomy

6:44am

But it's better than where we are. Maybe, if we ever become a school of one

Mostlyaccurate

6:45am

College sports are for the most part one-and-done now

Blue Ridge

6:56am

so....how often has "continuity" gotten us a win in the tournament? spoiler alert:

dryflyelk

6:58am

There’s only a handful each year that are good enough to have this mentality

PHXSUNS31

7:02am

I went to a “American burger” place in Thailand and they served Fry sauce.

BaseCoug

5:51am

Breaking Bad Train Heist outcome (spoilers) what Todd does

BaseCoug

5:45am

Vince Gilligan said he tried to put that in to remove some sympathy from the audience toward Walt. It didn’t work, tho

WP17

6:14am

I think it increased sympathy for Jessie though

BaseCoug

6:16am

If you know anything about criminals, it's that they are stupid.

DirtyWater

6:31am

Just saw my sophomores high school math review for finals

NanoFab Coug

12:48am

*maths

BaseCoug

1:14am

That’s not why I came to hate math

Sea Chicken

4:37am

RE: That’s not why I came to hate math

Indy Coug

7:00am

RE: That’s not why I came to hate math

Sea Chicken

7:08am

rivalry draft — "everyone's least favorite addition"

TheRowdy

12:01am

It’s awesome to watch Utah making enemies with everyone in the Big12

ldssdl

12:23am

It does make the game more fun and engaging. This vitriol also ...

311polo

6:59am

That was pretty cool. Nobody did stuff like that in the Pac 12 lol. Utah

TFL

1:14am

Oliver Anthony’s new song kinda sounds like a suicide note to me.

cheezedawg Properly rated

Jun 3, 11:37pm

Hope not.

BlooCoug

Jun 3, 11:47pm

Sounds more like somebody that doesn't want the spotlight much longer

mokelembembe

4:57am

Dybantsa recaps his BYU visit.

Soupie Grandma Sycamore

Jun 3, 11:31pm

Sure, but I would’ve been shocked at the entire offseason just 6 wks ago

Lcoug

Jun 3, 11:32pm

Just getting that guy on campus is amazing

TNT

Jun 3, 11:52pm

If he’s serious about his top 3 priorities in the school he wants to go to, then

Crowd Factor

Jun 3, 11:39pm

With Coach Young, all things are possible. But it's going to be a real longshot. On the other hand, Kevin Young.

CalGTR

Jun 3, 11:54pm

His relationship with the coaches will grow over time I’m sure

arcawley

Jun 3, 11:54pm

Well, BYU and KY can check 2 of those 3 big boxes right off the bat.

BackPacker

12:18am

I like what Kyle Collinsworth is saying about BYU

RenoCoug

12:18am

As long as you don't use sunscreen

cougarfann888

12:45am

Sounds promising. He's considering taking an OV to BYU after this first visit...

icecougar

1:37am

These elite players don't really need much help getting into NBA so the KY pitch

Scooter

5:53am

I think the KY pitch matters a lot for a #1 pick.

JoeExotic

6:07am

Just watched Godzilla minus one on my TV. Not nearly as cool as the theater, but

Benfica1

Jun 3, 11:17pm

Do you not have a 100 inch 8k HD projector with 7.2 sound system? CB poors…

creameryon9th

5:57am

How Jay Leno does the Cybertruck bullet test

SwanSong

Jun 3, 11:16pm

The Cybertruck can’t even pass the rock test.

BlooCoug

Jun 3, 11:23pm

But he has you posting his advertisements free of charge… you’re the reason he spends $0 on marketing 😂😂😂

WP17

4:57am

The guy’s laugh gives real sales bro vibes

MisterFundamentals

6:25am

My 5th grade son was assigned Utah for his end of year state project. He gave me

DodgerMike

Jun 3, 11:15pm

Wait wait wait...no fry sauce call-outs? Has the pendulum swung too far?

RalphWiggam

Jun 3, 11:38pm

My sister in 5th grade got assigned Guatemala to do a country report on

cougarfann888

12:40am

"Bats are bugs."

BYUtka

6:25am

Wait, why is he cutting the fry sauce out? Go from an actually interesting and

fattycoug

1:29am

Don’t cut it out!! It’s a 5th grade report. All you have to do is add this sentence and it will be a legend masterpiece

FromCAtoUT

2:42am

I honestly think the fry sauce thing is way more interesting to 5th graders than

BaseCoug

5:49am

Kid scores points for creativity and an unorthodox approach. Kudos.

AtomicHamster

6:34am

Turn it in as is. What’s the downside

OmahaOmaha

7:13am

I have figured out the series that Amazon should do as the next big hit.

CougaRR4L

Jun 3, 11:11pm

Amazon would love to change everything you love about those books.

Great38

Jun 3, 11:12pm

Not bad. I do think that it should be animated, though. Too many child actors

fbguru

3:21am

Out of the box idea - I wonder if BYUtv could actually do it. Amazon and most

fbguru

3:28am

Battle school needs to be pg 13. It would seem weird if the kids wernt using the

marinact

5:30am

Ender’s Game is one of my favorite books ever. Never watched the film and

BaseCoug

5:54am

Way of kings

runnincoug

6:29am

Red rising

Beggar

6:41am

Eric on Netflix crashed & burned in the worst way possible. To add insult to injury, they used a Royal Tenanbaums song

shimmy In play, run(s)

Jun 3, 11:04pm

The Night Of was a good show. How dare you.

JoeExotic

5:31am

Man, ticket expenses add up quickly - to a lot.

Pollster QB2

Jun 3, 10:55pm

Yes, they do. Take annual cost and divide by twelve. Save that amount monthly.

Phred84044

6:39am

Seinfeld: The Queen of Confrontation

TNT

Jun 3, 10:55pm

Excellent. The Pony Remark episode is coming up. Thank you kind CBer!

TNT

Jun 3, 10:57pm

Jerry just gave his no-pony defense

TNT

Jun 3, 11:09pm

One of the funniest scenes.I always get a kick out of it.

Islandercoug

12:04am

I have a 20 year old Honda Lawnmower that’s starting to show signs of wearing out. It’s not quite there yet and probably

Busting Coveys All-American

Jun 3, 10:51pm

Is Honda not making anymore small engines or something?

Blue Golfer

Jun 3, 11:30pm

They’ve stopped producing push mowers, even though they’re so loved.

Leonardo

Jun 3, 11:50pm

Honda makes great mowers. But electric mowers are the future & Honda knows it.

BlooCoug

12:07am

Larry Allen was amazing - if you havent seen this video of him chasing down

BYUfan92

Jun 3, 10:47pm

Was just reading about Hoover Dam

TNT

Jun 3, 10:42pm

Wow

Blueto

Jun 3, 10:46pm

TNT is a reservoir of trivia

Joe Banks

Jun 3, 10:51pm

My grandpa worked on the Hoover dam and was given a hand wrench to tighten bolts

OU Cougar

Jun 3, 10:55pm

TNT was reading that some of the working temps were horrible

TNT

Jun 3, 10:57pm

Staffing agencies left a lot to be desired in those times

Covid-19

Jun 3, 11:23pm

TNT would be dead if he worked on that project

TNT

Jun 3, 11:30pm

#union pride

Cougarclaw

Jun 3, 11:15pm

HOOVER! HE WAS A BODY REMOVER!

cheezedawg

Jun 3, 11:18pm

Zack de la Rocha grew up on the mean streets of Orange County with his PHD mom.

Alan Schaefer

12:32am

Water rights. I guess Arizona once went to war with California about it.

Leonardo

Jun 3, 11:56pm

100 years ago California was gobbling up every drop of water rights it could

Jay Kay

12:03am

Jayhawk Lasso will never get old

spooky

Jun 3, 10:32pm

Went to Furiosa tonight. There were I my two other people in the theater besides us. Pretty good movie, but I don’t

Texas Hammer Amazon’s favorite customer

Jun 3, 10:30pm

I had the theater all to myself - it was great

braddahmike

Jun 3, 11:13pm

My sons liked it. I haven't seen it.

Benfica1

Jun 3, 11:19pm

Venom The Last Dance trailer

jacobugath INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

Jun 3, 10:20pm

There's the sequel that nobody asked for

darkcoug

Jun 3, 10:26pm

Will still outdo furiosa

BaseCoug

1:09am

I was today's years old when I learned Venom 3 was happening this year

RSL

Jun 3, 10:27pm

Second one lost me. So disappointing.

SinkingQuffa

Jun 3, 10:29pm

Another one of these?

LaVellIfIKnow

Jun 3, 10:33pm

Wait, that's the actual name? I thought it was satire until this post.

ninja math

Jun 3, 11:50pm

Quick! Someone call the missionaries!

Tesla Coug Lord of the Manor

Jun 3, 10:16pm

The name Brigham is hella underrated. I need to write that down for my 2nd child

Malcolm Reynolds

Jun 3, 10:26pm

Somebody needs to teach these guys how to say Egor...

Dark Forest Green

Jun 3, 10:53pm

I Like It!… Just ask the missionaries

44C

Jun 3, 11:17pm

Google Maps failed me bad today.

Goliath CB users union organizer

Jun 3, 10:16pm

That entire area of northern Cal near the border all the way down to Mendocino county on the coast is just one giant

DJROSS

Jun 3, 10:20pm

Did the GPS make you drive into a lake?

Ron Mexico

Jun 3, 10:28pm

RE: Did the GPS make you drive into a lake?

ldssdl

Jun 3, 11:12pm

Not quite...but almost

Goliath

Jun 3, 11:16pm

Similar thing happened in southern Utah once.

NumbersGuy

5:20am

Anyone have an air rifle they like? I just recently started looking at these

MrSandman

Jun 3, 9:59pm

Benjamin

SageOwl

Jun 3, 10:03pm

This

RIGAMORTIS

Jun 3, 10:10pm

Or Sheridan. But I think Benjamin bought out Sheridan, which was bought out by Crossman.

Brisco

Jun 3, 10:25pm

I prefer compressed air over spring loaded

RIGAMORTIS

Jun 3, 10:13pm

Check this out

King of Y

Jun 3, 10:29pm

XII loves the Utes. 🙂

Soupie Grandma Sycamore

Jun 3, 9:51pm

Gotta love the UU fan bragging about beating Baylor

cougarmeister

Jun 3, 10:26pm

And the UU fan's "Tell me you are obsessed with BYU without saying it" handle is

cougarmeister

Jun 3, 10:36pm

UFGM and Solomon Levi live in denial

Ray Shoesmith

Jun 3, 10:38pm

Haha, uh, I must have fat fingered the thumbs down. Trust me, I love how much

Das_Countach

Jun 3, 11:29pm

Edited

Ray Shoesmith

Jun 3, 11:30pm

We can not be stopped

Zip

Jun 3, 9:50pm

Costa Vida with the marketing win

StantonMac

Jun 3, 9:47pm

If I wanted a Costa Vida burrito for lunch tomorrow, I’d be willing to

garyfan

Jun 3, 9:50pm

Day old lunch explains why Costa Vida always tastes like it does

MaxxPower

Jun 3, 9:51pm

RE: Costa Vida with the marketing win

LaVellIfIKnow

Jun 3, 9:52pm

That’s honestly disgusting.

HingleMcCringleberry

Jun 3, 9:55pm

Why? Half the time I get a burrito from those places I can’t eat it all, so I

StantonMac

Jun 3, 11:17pm

Eating it for dinner now…

touchdownbyu

Jun 3, 10:05pm

On a website full of sad posts, this is one of the saddest.

shimmy

Jun 3, 10:33pm

Good for late night then...not for lunch. Pay the extra $3

dixieutahbyuzag

Jun 3, 10:34pm

Wait until you find out the meat is from Saturday…

mulletino

Jun 3, 10:41pm

Which Saturday?

Disco Lemonade

4:51am

This looks horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

Soupie Grandma Sycamore

Jun 3, 9:46pm

I have no idea what mesocyclonic occlusion and wrapping inflow is.

Eddie

Jun 3, 9:49pm

Actually, it isn’t. Mesocyclones are big rotational thunderstorms. But the occlusion part means the tornado spawned…

Brisco

Jun 3, 10:11pm

I was expecting to see that blue house hie to Kolob.

Brisco

Jun 3, 9:53pm

RE: This looks horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

Hambone

Jun 3, 9:53pm

Glad he clarified. I'm sure they were thinking it was just a little dust devil

Lord Jim

Jun 3, 10:03pm

Any recommendations for an android smart watch that detects atrial fibrillation?

Man Bat

Jun 3, 9:46pm

Sorry but I love my Apple Watch which did catch A fib the very first time I was

MrSandman

Jun 3, 9:55pm

Sounds like an ABX heart monitor. Did you ever let your cardiologist join you at

Soren Tversky

Jun 3, 10:20pm

My Samsung is great.

sakar12

Jun 3, 9:57pm

My Apple Watch has been excellent for that

Solomon Levi

Jun 3, 10:27pm

Pixel watch 2 has that.

IdahoCoug

Jun 3, 10:37pm

I will forever wear an iWatch for detecting 2 bad a fib rhythms for me

The Kavorka

2:40am

Anthony Felesi G 2026 just got offered tonight. He’d be a big get

palangi

Jun 3, 9:39pm

New offer for Felesi @ Utah Prep in class of '26. 😉

Soupie Grandma Sycamore

Jun 3, 9:29pm

No, they weren't. That was AAU Utah Prospects, allegedly

Plato

Jun 3, 9:32pm

Gotcha. Scratch that then. Can't keep them straight. Still applies though since that's AJ's school next year.

Soupie

Jun 3, 9:34pm

I’m a hack, I had just searched to see if it had been posted

palangi

Jun 3, 9:40pm

Happens to the best of us. 😉

Soupie

Jun 3, 9:43pm

Trying to renew my BYU basketball tickets, but I'm having a problem

inertiaman

Jun 3, 9:19pm

Yep. You have to put my email address in. I’ll BM you!

LaVellIfIKnow

Jun 3, 9:20pm

Depends on how many are bought on that row.

WJCougar

Jun 3, 9:20pm

Even if you already had the 5 last season??

inertiaman

Jun 3, 9:23pm

When you look on the row you buy....can you see others purchased?

WJCougar

Jun 3, 9:32pm

Doesn't apply here. This is just to say you want the same tickets you had last season. No one is picking new seats.

Soupie

Jun 3, 9:38pm

Others have posted about it today. It’s a bug. Call the ticket office and they

Kaze

Jun 3, 9:22pm

Groovy. Thanks. Out of the country so it's tricky, but I'll try. Appreciate it.

inertiaman

Jun 3, 9:23pm

Maybe you shouldn't go out of the country. Ha! Ha!

5thpriority

Jun 3, 9:26pm

I’m having the same problem and am out of the country as well. Let me

sparky

12:43am

Got that message earlier today. Called ticket office & they said it's a system error some have gotten. They just did it

Soupie

Jun 3, 9:25pm

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