Runners tend to be snitches

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May 6, 2013
2:07:04pm

Burt Macklin

Runners tend to be snitches

A real athlete will defend themselves... Not tattle

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Burt Macklin

Previous username: Provo Lone Cheese
Bio page: Burt Macklin
Joined: Sep 12, 2009
Last login: Nov 16, 2013
Total posts: 3,520 (434 FO)

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There is a couple in my ward that wear running medals to church.

Mister P

5/6/13 8:27am

I'm happy that you noticed my medals. I am a great athlete and it is about time

ballen

5/6/13 8:28am

your wife is hot.

5/6/13 8:34am

It's just like mortality: everyone plays, everyone gets a medal

Indy Coug

5/6/13 8:28am

I thought morality was about not playing around.

BluePete

5/6/13 8:41am

if it's a marathon..... i think a finisher medal is great

v1k0u6

5/6/13 8:43am

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JimmyZ

5/6/13 8:43am

Wow... Speechless.

ewornoj

5/6/13 8:49am

Yep. I've also noticed that most runners are lawyers or trophy wives.

kimchicoug

5/6/13 8:52am

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JimmyZ

5/6/13 9:05am

RE: Yep. I've also noticed that most runners are lawyers or trophy wives.

kimchicoug

5/6/13 9:07am

Definitely trollling...

Byu4life

5/6/13 10:06am

What?

kimchicoug

5/6/13 10:08am

We're just hawt and you're jealous kimchi boy

lawboy

5/6/13 3:26pm

lol

kimchicoug

5/6/13 3:36pm

haha.

Cougar-Duck

5/6/13 8:53am

+1. Agreed.

spugeddy24

5/6/13 8:55am

You've just known the ones that flaunt it, lots of good people are runners

runnincoug

5/6/13 8:55am

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JimmyZ

5/6/13 8:59am

The most narcissistic members of my family are all runners

spugeddy24

5/6/13 9:07am

I understand your point; however, you've never met my wife.

Y2010

5/6/13 11:12am

Almost as bad as football fans :D ... Seriously though, everyone who has

Ynutter

5/6/13 6:21pm

runners and gymnasts

5/6/13 8:58am

The Jogger's Prayer, by Tom Wolfe

d-coug

5/6/13 9:05am

Haha, true. I don't know many other people who plaster stickers all over the

hansel

5/6/13 9:06am

I saw a 5K sticker. Really, you're bragging about a 5K. I understand

5/6/13 11:43am

Yeah, never seen a Y or Yewt sticker ... or political sticker ... or family size

Ynutter

5/6/13 6:23pm

very ignorant statement^^^^^

run26

5/6/13 12:08pm

no it's not and there is a lot of proof of that on this board.

Mayor of Cougartown

5/6/13 8:21pm

Even in board names?

PrisonMike

5/7/13 1:05am

Ha! And what do we take away from your boardname :-)

runnincoug

5/7/13 8:03am

That he likes The Office?

Burt Macklin

5/7/13 8:17am

Liked. It is a shell of itself now without the real Prison Mike.

PrisonMike

5/7/13 8:44am

yeah, why do you flaunt it? :-) No, just saying judging people by their

runnincoug

5/7/13 8:51am

Not to judge you, but you spelled running wrong

Burt Macklin

5/7/13 8:56am

:-)

runnincoug

5/7/13 9:18am

Yup CB doesn't like hippocricy in politics, but they are rabid anti-runners.

Ynutter

5/7/13 11:08am

^^^^ Anti hypocracy

Burt Macklin

5/7/13 11:15am

lol

Ynutter

5/7/13 11:26am

Wait... You like Twilight?

PrisonMike

5/7/13 12:00pm

whoa!!!! I was just making a point. Let's not get crazy!

Ynutter

5/7/13 12:23pm

Okay good. We can defend women who like Twilight, but I will always mock a man

PrisonMike

5/7/13 2:33pm

Hey just because I logged 40 miles last week doesn't make me self-centered

FunkeCoug11

5/6/13 1:00pm

Pace? Negative slit? Did you use compression socks? Tell us more:)

Swiadomy

5/6/13 1:26pm

8:50 pace, negative splits, compression socks, nipple guards...what can I say

FunkeCoug11

5/6/13 1:33pm

I'm thinking about having my nipples removed because I run so much

endy

5/6/13 1:37pm

just a little more and they will remove themselves

Ynutter

5/6/13 6:23pm

Correction: running attracts people that care about their health

donnerstag

5/6/13 10:34pm

You must be in run26's ward.

BE-WHY-YOU

5/6/13 8:49am

should i turn you in to el jefe for the personal attack?

run26

5/6/13 12:09pm

Runners tend to be snitches

Burt Macklin

5/6/13 2:07pm

that's an even better stereotype

run26

5/6/13 2:50pm

Runners tend to get stitches.

PrisonMike

5/7/13 1:09am

That's weird

endy

5/6/13 8:55am

3% weirder than high schoolers wearing their prom outfits

mugwump

5/6/13 9:19am

Although I do think the prom thing is weird, this is at least 150% weirder

fattycoug

5/6/13 10:32am

Regrettably, the running culture was hijacked 10 years ago by the gym rat crowd.

anti_cynic

5/6/13 10:10am

Relays seem to attract some of the worst offenders. So many stickers... :(

anti_cynic

5/6/13 10:13am

wearing medals to church only ok if it was from the special olympics

Mayor of Cougartown

5/6/13 10:17am

Haha, so true

Illegal Jimmergrant

5/6/13 10:25am

right on

fattycoug

5/6/13 10:33am

Agree ... with Y Football National Championship medals also approved

Ynutter

5/6/13 6:29pm

I love that this thread attracted several individuals with "run"

HtownCoug

5/6/13 1:03pm

2? or am I miscounting?

mike2744

5/6/13 3:29pm

bm got_the_runs_coug

chazen

5/6/13 7:00pm

Are you sure it wasn't a 100 day token?

mike2744

5/6/13 2:24pm

Rehabs for quitters.

MatthiasG

5/6/13 6:58pm

Were they like this couple? It sounds like it.

HtownCoug

5/6/13 8:29pm

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