for intentionally funny posts. I don't know, maybe I misunderstood. Forgive my speaking rashly if that's the case. But...

When in reality, BYU would in all likelihood be among the programs who do not win enough to attain or sustain being on the P5 level.

You seriously believe BYU would consistently be in danger of being ranked lower than 60 other teams? I'll take those odds happily. (For example, Sagarin hasn't had BYU lower than 60 since 2003.)

I get that BYU's record against ranked teams isn't sterling. But you can find 60 teams out there that are consistently better than us? Or even 54 in case 16 were relegated every year?