Youre an idiot, I'm sorry! I would kill you then and there if you were my

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Mar 11, 2013
5:44:52pm

Byu Badger

Youre an idiot, I'm sorry! I would kill you then and there if you were my

husband!! One thing you NEVER EVER EVER joke about or prank your wife with is number one-the safety of her children, and two-the safety of yourself. Those are two very important things to a woman and you never toy with her emotions on those two things. Most women would fight to take anyone down that harmed either of those things in her life.

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Byu Badger

New username: ByuImaginesDragons
Bio page: Byu Badger
Joined: Sep 18, 2001
Last login: Mar 6, 2014
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Messages

Author

Time

Prank on HCBW-Failed

TexBlue

3/11/13 2:43pm

What the yewt is wrong with you?

HRCougar

3/11/13 2:45pm

Lol. I'd never do that to my wife unless I were hunting for divorce

3/11/13 2:45pm

ha!

cougarstolz

3/11/13 2:46pm

Pranking serious situations like that is very risky

pink22

3/11/13 2:46pm

Is this your wife?

Ovaltine Jenkins

3/11/13 2:47pm

I knew how it was going to end after the first sentence

Crowgar

3/11/13 2:47pm

You're an idiot.

Shimmy

3/11/13 2:48pm

My HCBW would agree

TexBlue

3/11/13 2:50pm

I am embarrassed for you

3/11/13 2:50pm

Making your wife think her husband and kids are dead or kidnapped

BigTex

3/11/13 2:50pm

Saran Wrapped a toilet at BYU in retaliation to pranks played on our house

3/11/13 2:51pm

I think it was pretty good.

BYU81

3/11/13 2:51pm

Well executed, yes. But really bad idea.

mncougar

3/11/13 2:55pm

And yes, it still made me laugh.

mncougar

3/11/13 2:57pm

You're single aren't you. ;P that is not a good prank, ask any woman.

Byu Badger

3/11/13 5:47pm

Are you crazy is that your problem?

3/11/13 2:51pm

Awesome

MarkGrace

3/11/13 2:59pm

at least you didn't shoot one of your kids to make it seem more real.

Belboz

3/11/13 2:53pm

No pillow talk at all?

Heinz57

3/11/13 2:53pm

Two thoughts:

3/11/13 2:55pm

You should have waited until the cops got there and then jumped out of the

workindev

3/11/13 2:55pm

RE: You should have waited until the cops got there and then jumped out of the

85fan

4/1/15 12:13am

A great story.

CosmoK

3/11/13 2:55pm

Are you related to that dude who pushed his girlfriend over the cliff?

Crowgar

3/11/13 2:56pm

He's just lucky she didn't catch his hand or sleeve and pull him over with her.

3/11/13 3:00pm

He is anchored to the rock.

CosmoK

3/11/13 3:53pm

Great initiative and execution...bad judgement.

TexasCoug

3/11/13 2:59pm

-1 for the juvenile prank, +1 for the humblebrag.

MarkGrace

3/11/13 3:00pm

LOLOLOL... That is funny.

3/11/13 3:01pm

Well played. You should have no regrets.

Belboz

3/11/13 3:03pm

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cvd6262

3/11/13 3:04pm

You need to write the 1st Presidency a letter

byutx

3/11/13 3:34pm

You need to run your next prank by CB

Born2Fish

3/11/13 3:05pm

Indeed. We are the paragon of great judgement.

3/11/13 3:06pm

Even CB could have figured this one out

Born2Fish

3/11/13 3:08pm

Even his young child figured it out - Dad....not a good idea.

3/11/13 3:11pm

Out of the mouths of babes....kids can be smarter than adults sometimes.

Byu Badger

3/11/13 5:51pm

My prank wasn't nearly as bad...and I was in trouble enough

Fdnman

3/11/13 3:08pm

Awesome. She had herself as much to blame for that.

3/11/13 3:13pm

Was she wearing anything at the time?

3/11/13 3:14pm

Nothing at all...and left her towel behind

Fdnman

3/11/13 3:15pm

Your naked wife sat on the coach? I'd be more bothered than you were.

sonofchet

3/11/13 3:18pm

Not sure why...no one could see her and I certainly wasn't complaining

Fdnman

3/11/13 3:22pm

I was focusing on your typo ("coach").

sonofchet

3/11/13 3:30pm

ROFL...now that is funny. Good catch! Sitting on a coach would have upset me.

Fdnman

3/11/13 3:37pm

She walks around the house and sits on the couch fully monty? Hmmmmm.

workindev

3/11/13 3:21pm

We were 21, newlyweds with no kids...I could use those days again

Fdnman

3/11/13 3:22pm

Haha that's awesome.

mr_thekid

3/11/13 4:52pm

Bull. This cannot be true. No one is that stupid, even on CB.

spoxjox

3/11/13 3:08pm

misjudgement on my part

TexBlue

3/11/13 3:15pm

please share more.

Belboz

3/11/13 3:20pm

Some good must come from it. Will you post the video for us?

Belboz

3/11/13 3:10pm

I must be in the minority, I thought it was awesome. No harm, no foul.

MightyFreakingCougar

3/11/13 3:24pm

And please post or BM the video. Can't hide things like this.

MightyFreakingCougar

3/11/13 3:26pm

You must be single...playing on a woman's deepest emotions (the love and

Byu Badger

3/11/13 5:56pm

My friend, if this is true, you are an idiot.

IrishBlue

3/11/13 3:38pm

Wife and I both laughed.

CG4BYU

3/11/13 4:07pm

So you got her reaction on video?

Alister Mackenzie

3/11/13 4:33pm

Youre an idiot, I'm sorry! I would kill you then and there if you were my

Byu Badger

3/11/13 5:44pm

The only funny part about it is the wife calling you evil. :)

Byu Badger

3/11/13 5:58pm

so she ran out without seeing if anyone needed help?

Beggar

4/25/13 2:34pm

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