"Yes, Michael Phelps. I used to be a man."

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Nov 20, 2014
8:59:11am

BW84

At least you would think that sentence would have stopped the first date for most people.

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BW84

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Author

Time

What one sentence could stop a first date in its tracks?

sethj250

11/20/14 8:49am

"Allow me to tell you about an exciting new opportunity!"

sethj250

11/20/14 8:49am

TNT has lots of grit and experience with this one

TNT

11/20/14 8:49am

How do you feel about polygamy?

BYUBandfan

11/20/14 8:50am

I spend all of my free time on CougarBoard.

cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:51am

"Before we begin, how about a word of prayer?"

chago04

11/20/14 8:51am

LOL...sad to say that actually has happened to me.

RockyBalboa

11/20/14 8:53am

Whoa. Heavy

TNT

11/20/14 8:54am

Most of them are.

Nathanael Greene

11/20/14 8:57am

Not a big fan of Mormon 35+ dating either.

LaserCoug

11/20/14 9:02am

Wanna see pictures of my kids?

Blueto

11/20/14 8:54am

Wanna see pictures of my neighbor's kids?

garyfan

11/20/14 9:04am

Wanna see pictures of our future kids?

Biyamiti

11/21/14 2:29pm

Do you mind if we stop by the pharmacy, I need to pick up a prescription...

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:54am

...because apparently I urinate too frequently.

Seito107

11/20/14 9:30am

You could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just 1.

Coug Eastwood

11/20/14 8:55am

I still can't figure out what those videos were all about. Nightmares last night

cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:57am

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cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:58am

My neighbors think 50 cats is too many, what do you think?

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:55am

God told me I am supposed to marry you

ByuImaginesDragons

11/20/14 8:56am

How many people do you know that had this happen to them at BYU?

crack

11/20/14 8:59am

Ivr heard of it happening. Maybe not after the first date always, but that line

ByuImaginesDragons

11/20/14 9:00am

For sure.

crack

11/20/14 9:10am

It happened a lot in my older siblings' generation - basically the 80s - early

BigD Coug

11/20/14 9:10am

For some reason Brazilian girls like to use this one

Oompabluepaw

11/20/14 9:06am

Story about this...

BluebloodOR

11/20/14 12:47pm

My mom will pick us up at 11 so we can get back home before the HG goes to sleep

pegushin

11/20/14 1:49pm

Sorry about my appearance, my skinny jeans are still in the dryer.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:56am

"What's your feeling on Bill Cosby's situation?"

El Fuego

11/20/14 8:56am

That is the hugest mole I have ever seen.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:57am

I had another date tonight, do you mind if he joins?

Solomon Levi

11/20/14 8:57am

Oh, that's my mom. I have to take this call.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:58am

Apparently it's not contagious.

cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:58am

"Yes, Michael Phelps. I used to be a man."

BW84

11/20/14 8:59am

Why aren't you married yet?

Biyamiti

11/20/14 8:59am

Come on, we all ask that question in one form or another?

LaserCoug

11/20/14 9:02am

I left my box of wine in the trunk of my car, let me go grab it....

RockyBalboa

11/20/14 9:01am

Cooking wine?

TNT

11/20/14 9:03am

LOL, no. Apparently she had been imbibing before our date

RockyBalboa

11/20/14 9:07am

Come on Paul Harvey, tell us the rest of the story!

Cosmo Kramer

11/20/14 9:09am

My second ex-husband used to drug me and had me commited to a mental hospital

LaserCoug

11/20/14 9:04am

There are some pieces of info that should be saved for a 2nd date

BYUBandfan

11/20/14 10:18am

Or later.

LaserCoug

11/20/14 10:36am

No way. Sooner is much better than later.

CrackerJack

11/20/14 12:33pm

For my sake, I'm glad she told me then. For her sake, she should probably wait

LaserCoug

11/20/14 12:57pm

Hello my name is TNT

Chester Copperpot

11/20/14 9:07am

My divorce should be final in a few weeks.

crack

11/20/14 9:08am

did you see this on reddit today?

El Joffrey

11/20/14 9:14am

I'm the biggest Ute fan...

cypresstx

11/20/14 9:19am

Can I bring my sister and brother in law on the date?

El Joffrey

11/20/14 9:21am

MMMM...your deoderant smells nice

HiLife

11/20/14 9:46am

"No, seriously. Living on a compound with other female Church members is cool!"

gaspasscoug

11/20/14 10:14am

I killed a man once

WDaddy

11/20/14 10:32am

"So at the Ute game a few weeks ago I really had to go to the bathroom..."

Flyski

11/20/14 11:02am

We've got chemistry. Do you feel it?

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 11:06am

I felt it!

stirmac

11/20/14 12:13pm

Alright, Janice!

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 12:15pm

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it

socorny

11/20/14 1:42pm

What's your definition of "addicted"?

davevine

11/21/14 2:12pm

I need to call my probation officer before we leave.

Squeegee

11/21/14 5:02pm

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