Story about this...

Nov 20, 2014
12:47:43pm

BluebloodOR

Story about this...

Happened to my mom when she went to BYU (thankfully not coming from my dad). Not being LDS at the time, it's good she had sensible roommates that told her to steer clear of the weirdo.

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BluebloodOR

Bio page: BluebloodOR
Joined: Oct 3, 2011
Last login: Apr 27, 2024
Total posts: 3,014 (2 FO)

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Author

Time

What one sentence could stop a first date in its tracks?

sethj250

11/20/14 8:49am

"Allow me to tell you about an exciting new opportunity!"

sethj250

11/20/14 8:49am

TNT has lots of grit and experience with this one

TNT

11/20/14 8:49am

How do you feel about polygamy?

BYUBandfan

11/20/14 8:50am

I spend all of my free time on CougarBoard.

cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:51am

"Before we begin, how about a word of prayer?"

chago04

11/20/14 8:51am

LOL...sad to say that actually has happened to me.

RockyBalboa

11/20/14 8:53am

Whoa. Heavy

TNT

11/20/14 8:54am

Most of them are.

Nathanael Greene

11/20/14 8:57am

Not a big fan of Mormon 35+ dating either.

LaserCoug

11/20/14 9:02am

Wanna see pictures of my kids?

Blueto

11/20/14 8:54am

Wanna see pictures of my neighbor's kids?

garyfan

11/20/14 9:04am

Wanna see pictures of our future kids?

Biyamiti

11/21/14 2:29pm

Do you mind if we stop by the pharmacy, I need to pick up a prescription...

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:54am

...because apparently I urinate too frequently.

Seito107

11/20/14 9:30am

You could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just 1.

Coug Eastwood

11/20/14 8:55am

I still can't figure out what those videos were all about. Nightmares last night

cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:57am

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cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:58am

My neighbors think 50 cats is too many, what do you think?

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:55am

God told me I am supposed to marry you

ByuImaginesDragons

11/20/14 8:56am

How many people do you know that had this happen to them at BYU?

crack

11/20/14 8:59am

Ivr heard of it happening. Maybe not after the first date always, but that line

ByuImaginesDragons

11/20/14 9:00am

For sure.

crack

11/20/14 9:10am

It happened a lot in my older siblings' generation - basically the 80s - early

BigD Coug

11/20/14 9:10am

For some reason Brazilian girls like to use this one

Oompabluepaw

11/20/14 9:06am

Story about this...

BluebloodOR

11/20/14 12:47pm

My mom will pick us up at 11 so we can get back home before the HG goes to sleep

pegushin

11/20/14 1:49pm

Sorry about my appearance, my skinny jeans are still in the dryer.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:56am

"What's your feeling on Bill Cosby's situation?"

El Fuego

11/20/14 8:56am

That is the hugest mole I have ever seen.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:57am

I had another date tonight, do you mind if he joins?

Solomon Levi

11/20/14 8:57am

Oh, that's my mom. I have to take this call.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 8:58am

Apparently it's not contagious.

cucciolo25

11/20/14 8:58am

"Yes, Michael Phelps. I used to be a man."

BW84

11/20/14 8:59am

Why aren't you married yet?

Biyamiti

11/20/14 8:59am

Come on, we all ask that question in one form or another?

LaserCoug

11/20/14 9:02am

I left my box of wine in the trunk of my car, let me go grab it....

RockyBalboa

11/20/14 9:01am

Cooking wine?

TNT

11/20/14 9:03am

LOL, no. Apparently she had been imbibing before our date

RockyBalboa

11/20/14 9:07am

Come on Paul Harvey, tell us the rest of the story!

Cosmo Kramer

11/20/14 9:09am

My second ex-husband used to drug me and had me commited to a mental hospital

LaserCoug

11/20/14 9:04am

There are some pieces of info that should be saved for a 2nd date

BYUBandfan

11/20/14 10:18am

Or later.

LaserCoug

11/20/14 10:36am

No way. Sooner is much better than later.

CrackerJack

11/20/14 12:33pm

For my sake, I'm glad she told me then. For her sake, she should probably wait

LaserCoug

11/20/14 12:57pm

Hello my name is TNT

Chester Copperpot

11/20/14 9:07am

My divorce should be final in a few weeks.

crack

11/20/14 9:08am

did you see this on reddit today?

El Joffrey

11/20/14 9:14am

I'm the biggest Ute fan...

cypresstx

11/20/14 9:19am

Can I bring my sister and brother in law on the date?

El Joffrey

11/20/14 9:21am

MMMM...your deoderant smells nice

HiLife

11/20/14 9:46am

"No, seriously. Living on a compound with other female Church members is cool!"

gaspasscoug

11/20/14 10:14am

I killed a man once

WDaddy

11/20/14 10:32am

"So at the Ute game a few weeks ago I really had to go to the bathroom..."

Flyski

11/20/14 11:02am

We've got chemistry. Do you feel it?

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 11:06am

I felt it!

stirmac

11/20/14 12:13pm

Alright, Janice!

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 12:15pm

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it

socorny

11/20/14 1:42pm

What's your definition of "addicted"?

davevine

11/21/14 2:12pm

I need to call my probation officer before we leave.

Squeegee

11/21/14 5:02pm

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