You're just playing Russian Roulette in Mexico.

I remember one time with my buddy,

Federale: "We caught you doing 100. Too fast. Give me your passport, Senor!"

Friend: "Here it is."

Federale: "Your fine is 300 pesos. You must come with us to the judge."

Friend: "If I give you the 300 pesos, can you make sure the judge gets it."

Federale: "Yes, I will make sure the judge gets it."

Friend: "My passport?"

Federale: "What passport?"

Friend: "Would $20 help you find my passport?"

Federale: "Oh, I found your passport Senor."