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Apr 15, 2014
2:24:33pm

Blueto

You typed that without breaking into laughter, which is impressive. ...

Clowney is an athletic freak in the mold of Lebron James or Bo Jackson. His combination of size and speed comes along once every 10 years. There may be some holes in his game but slow and unathletic is a hilarious description.

Other than that you would be a great NFL scout.

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Blueto

Bio page: Blueto
Joined: Jun 19, 2005
Last login: May 3, 2024
Total posts: 31,905 (6 FO)

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I'd rather have KVN than Clowney. Clowney just looks really slow, less athletic

4/15/14 2:17pm

Slow? He ran a 4.53 40 at nearly 270 pounds.

4/15/14 2:22pm

I mean looking at on the field of play. KVN appears far more athletic, quicker.

4/15/14 2:22pm

This is what it looks like to get caught in a troll

sethfan

4/15/14 2:23pm

Wow.. just sharing my thoughts while listening to the KVN interview... sorry.

4/15/14 2:24pm

No you aren't, you rarely post anything that isn't trolling.

4/15/14 2:25pm

I really am, looks like I'm wrong, but KVN didn't slow down like Clowney did...

4/15/14 2:31pm

Clowney had a foot injury, and yes you are trolling.

4/15/14 2:31pm

Well your thoughts are wrong.

Zaphod

4/15/14 2:25pm

Yeah, everyone knows you are trolling.

4/15/14 2:25pm

ToasterChive is just trying to be an embarrassing BYU fan. He is embarrassing,

Shimmy

4/15/14 7:34pm

?

John Chiara

4/15/14 2:23pm

You typed that without breaking into laughter, which is impressive. ...

Blueto

4/15/14 2:24pm

Sure.

4/15/14 2:25pm

In what world do you live in where a guy like Clowney is slow and less athletic?

cougarick

4/15/14 2:25pm

RE: I'd rather have KVN than Clowney. Clowney just looks really slow, less

El Joffrey

4/15/14 2:25pm

RE: I'd rather have KVN than Clowney. Clowney just looks really slow, less

Broda

4/15/14 2:26pm

Keep your "day job." Do NOT become an NFL scout or draft analyst.

MichCoug

4/15/14 2:27pm

RE: I'd rather have KVN than Clowney. Clowney just looks really slow, less

4/15/14 2:28pm

RE: I'd rather have KVN than Clowney. Clowney just looks really slow, less

Cougar8Duck

4/15/14 2:34pm

Lol. Slow? I love me some KVN, but Clowney is on another planet athletically.

Bravescoug

4/15/14 2:35pm

Look at the combine numbers

donnerstag

4/15/14 2:37pm

The shuttle and 3 cone drill are more indicative of what I'm trying to say...

4/15/14 2:39pm

You do realize Clowney is far more likely to play DE and not LB right? And...

4/15/14 2:42pm

What's trolling about what I just wrote?

4/15/14 2:44pm

This entire thread is you trolling. You said LB's use the quickness...

4/15/14 2:51pm

He sure looked like an OLB to me in college... again, sorry.

4/15/14 3:03pm

RE: Look at the combine numbers

flavordave

4/15/14 2:49pm

KVN is a bit more agile, though. Which shouldn't be shocking.

Mantis Mutu

4/15/14 3:00pm

RE: I'd rather have KVN than Clowney. Clowney just looks really slow, less

4/15/14 2:37pm

By many accounts Clowney lacks discipline and motivation on and off the field.

flavordave

4/15/14 2:47pm

He may not live up to the expectations, but that's a different issue. It is....

4/15/14 2:53pm

Call him a troll.. be fair, do it!

4/15/14 3:05pm

I would if he had your history.

4/15/14 3:08pm

I agree. I wouldn't draft Clowney based on motivation issues

donnerstag

4/15/14 2:53pm

RE: I agree. I wouldn't draft Clowney based on motivation issues

4/15/14 2:57pm

They were not taken out of context, he's lazy and his Sr year showed it. Troll.

4/15/14 3:06pm

Jr year. He won't play a Sr year.

cougarick

4/15/14 3:15pm

Yes, just noticed that, obviously not a fan of Clowney.

4/15/14 3:23pm

Clowney reminds me of Mario Williams

donnerstag

4/15/14 3:19pm

I'll bite. Given Clowney's college track record, you may be right.

Mantis Mutu

4/15/14 2:48pm

We'll see, 12 months from now...

4/15/14 3:03pm

That's a Clowney question, bro.

Coach's Dad

4/15/14 2:55pm

Serious?

Real Men Wear Blue

4/15/14 3:40pm

You're probably the last person we wouldn't expect a troll from.

southernfriedcougar

4/15/14 4:30pm

Then put me on ignore, and go play cry baby to people in a FO post.

4/15/14 5:50pm

I don't do that. I talk about you... TO you publicly.

southernfriedcougar

4/15/14 10:39pm

Well, Clowney jumps higher, runs faster, is taller and bigger...

cougycoug

4/15/14 4:45pm

I'd take Nate Soelberg over KVN - he's much faster

Non-mo Coug

4/15/14 4:57pm

You went one step too far in your trolling. BTW, SDSU is a crappy school with

CougDogg-e-Dogg

4/15/14 5:16pm

I never went to SDSU, but considering your hateful post SDSU has 15 in the NFL..

4/15/14 5:48pm

Thank you for showing everyone that you are an SDSU fan.

CougDogg-e-Dogg

4/15/14 8:12pm

Likewise, thank you for telling us you're a BYU dropout.

4/16/14 9:42am

Good one...

CougDogg-e-Dogg

4/16/14 11:18am

So you didn't tell me that you went to SDSU your freshman year? I'm making that

Shimmy

4/16/14 9:34pm

Uh-oh... ToasterChive is getting tangled in his own web...

CougDogg-e-Dogg

4/16/14 9:39pm

What???

4/17/14 1:53am

Ronald McDonald Clowney? Sure. The football player? Not so much.

4/15/14 5:26pm

wow

chazen

4/15/14 5:51pm

I'm disappointed this made the front page.

Sirrinem

4/15/14 8:14pm

I think this has further exposed Toasterchive to be an SDSU troll.

CougDogg-e-Dogg

4/15/14 8:37pm

You're the only one talking about SDSU, I happen to live in San Diego.

4/16/14 9:45am

I love me some KVN but you cant be serious stop trolling

kahuna

4/15/14 8:34pm

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