We didn't live in Utah, but I was at then Cougar Stadium for a game against the Utes. I head to the bathroom and my dad sends me in alone. This older Ute fan stumbles up to the urinal next to me and starts ridiculing me, BYU, the church and the prophet.

As if conversations at the urinal aren't awkward enough, I'm not sure if this guy is about to molest me, drown me in the spit that is flying as he gets more and more worked up or pee on me because he's paying way more attention to this one sided conversation than the business at hand.

Needless to say I got out of there as quickly as possible, but if I could have a do over in life, a more entertaining ending would have been to turn towards him for the last few seconds, finish up on his leg and run like heck to my dad who was about 40 ft away just outside the bathroom.

Regardless, from that day on I have hated the Utes. If your boy is like me that idiots behavior will only galvanize his support for the Y.