* You know what SGC is without having to look it up.
* You remember when IndyCoug was gunning for 40,000 posts
* You've spent at least one night on the couch after refusing to come to bed because you were involved in a CB debate
* You've changed your moniker more than twice
* You've been suspended for more than a week at least once
* You remember when there weren't ads on CB
* You've donated for someone else
* You know who the few females are on CB... even TNT
* Someone says "Bernard" and you still get a pit in your stomach
* You've figured out which CB posters are members of the Quorum of the 12
* You still can't remember which posters you love and which you hate... but they seem to remember you
* You've ever tried to meet up with another CBer to "have it out"
* You've had a major disagreement with Curtis Brown's mother, but still love her
* You joined cougarboard before people thought that "cougarboard" might mean something else